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SHS Student Collapses from Excessive Workload

By Samuel Nagel Bellevue, WA—Last Thursday, SHS junior Phineas Brown collapsed on the floor of his 7th period US History classroom when he found out that the class would get a 30th free period in a row following the AP Exam they did not take. “Twenty-nine was a lot,” Brown commented, “but thirty was too much. My body obviously needed respite,” he said, referring to … Continue reading SHS Student Collapses from Excessive Workload

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SATIRE: SHS Students Protest New Phone Policy

Phone policy debates are in the air and opinions from students, teachers, and staff are all over the place. Last week, a small group of pro-phone SHS students gathered outside of the main office to voice their frustration over a stricter, phone locker policy the school is piloting until the end of June. Signs were championed with colorful messages like “My phone, my choice” and … Continue reading SATIRE: SHS Students Protest New Phone Policy

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